“Wag kang mang-go-Gloria”

Yes, let us immortalize the follies of our wicked leaders by way of song!

Also, we are again aiding the enrichment of the world’s lexicon by adding yet another coinage.

We already gave the world the modifier Imeldific which means (as per google) ostentatious extravagance.

Mangu-gloria may mean, perhaps, propensity for ostentatious corruption?

Fellow bloggers, help me out here.

Anyway, more power to Gary Granada!

Saan ba makakabili ng record niya? Sa may SC sa UP Diliman o sa Popular Bookstore?

Anak ng tinapa. When all else fails, kantahan na lang ang i-aatupag.

ha ha!

Pinoy nga naman talaga. It always all boils down to our favourite comfort zone — SHOWBIZ.

For some insight on the sorry state of Pinoy showbiz and how it relfects on our society, check out this article:

http://www.geocities.com/benign0/agr-disagr/14-cinema.html

[...] After “Hello Garci,” “Huwag Kang Mang-Go-Gloria” promises to be the next hottest ring tone in the country. This mp3 ring tone is from the carrier single “Values Education” of Akbayan’s protest album “Wag kang Mang-Go-Gloria”. More info are posted at the PCIJ blog. [...]

at least si granada may reputasyon…

Sore losers. That’s all you are. If you were a jilted lover, you are nothing but a stalker. Can not let go. Pity. Get a life you fools! I don’t care if you make idiots of yourselves. But confine yourselves to an area where you don’t bother the rest of us. For the rest us, life goes on. there are places to go, people to meet, deals to be made. Can we sleep peacefully knowing that GMA is still the President? Of course we can! Just as you can sleep soundly while consorting with the Eraps, the Makoys, the Reds, the Hyatt Kiss&Tell Traitors, etc. Like a jilted lover, I know you will be plotting your next mischievous moves. Civil disobedience, endless prayer cum hate rallies. Gagamitin pa ang pangalan ng Diyos sa kanilang unsanctimonious undertakings. Truly pathetic…tsk tsk

Its good to know that other sectors, even artist are taking their part in expressing our disgust to Gloria. In their own way, they are able to reach out & teach values specially to our youth.

ano daw?

hahahha, jonathan, with the way you speak, looks like you’re the one who can’t get a good sleep.

nice one enlightned_pinay.. papanggap lang yan si jonathan… wala ka bang malasakit jonathan?

“But confine yourselves to an area where you don’t bother the rest of us.”

Saan? Sa Cebu? Hmmm, mukhang hindi mga anti-Gloria ang dapat gumawa ng payo niya.

YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO US

[Sing to the tune of Charlene Duncan’s lone hit, I’ve Never Been To Me, from the 1994 movie The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.]

Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life
You’re a dedicated mother and a regimented wife
I’ve no doubt you dream about the things you should have not done
But, I wish no one had talk to Garci
Like you, did son of a gun!

Oh, you’ve been to Cebu and Cotabato and anywhere you could campaign
You took the hand of a preacher man and he prayed over you in the rain (Amen!)
But you ran out of places and friendly faces and you just wanted to be free
You’ve been to the palace but you’ve never been to us.

Please lady, please lady, please just walk away
And we don’t see the need to tell you why you’re better gone today
We can see so much of you still living in our eyes
But we won’t share a part of our weary heart that’s tired of your million lies

Oh, you’ve been to Jolo and the Isle of Sulu where you did your campaign on a raft
You talked Ilonggo in Iloilo and showed ‘em what you’ve got
You’ve been hailed by jueteng kings and you’ve made some calls that a candidate ain’t supposed to do
You’ve been to the palace but you’ve never been to us

Spoken:

Hey, you know what victory is?
It’s a lie, a fantasy you created with the help of the people in places you trusted
But you know what truth is?
It’s the high post you’re occupying; it’s that apology you made that fateful evening
The same apology you may keep saying every day and every night
That’s not the truth, that’s still a lie.

Sometimes we’ve been to crying for indigent children who crave for something to eat
While you live the sweet life that those children could only dream of in their sleep
We’ve spent our life condemning the blatant cheating that costs too much to be done
Hey lady,
You’ve been to the palace (You’ve been to the palace)
But you’ve never been to us.

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GLORIA ARROYO PEKENG PANGULO!!
GLORIA ARROYO PEKENG PANGULO!!

Kung hindi sigaw, tama lang, daanin sa kanta, para makasigaw uli after.

GLORIA ARROYO PEKENG PANGULO
GLORIA ARROYO PEKENG PANGULO

para ngan umiiyak na si jonathan sa last post nya… hoy wala namn ganyanan. enlightened_pinay hala lagot ka.

dali bigyan nyo ng candy. hehe.

Galing ni Gary Granada! Nakakatuwa ang mga taong tulad niya na mulat sa katotohanan di tulad ng iba dyan na kay hirap gisingin dahil nagtutulog-tulugan. Sana meron pang mga hitmakers song patungkol sa idolo nina Jonathan at Benigno na si GMA (Pekeng Pangulo).
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Meron lang part na mali sa lyrics dapat ay ganito:

…Ngunit inuuna
Ng gobyerno ang utang
Pinatitindi pa
LOGGING, MINING, DIGMAAN
Dahil di malaya
Sa dikta ng dayuhan
Lalong lumalala
Ang kahirapan
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Sana yung buong album na ang i-post dito.

Ibalik natin ang Values Education, wag nating turuan ang batang MANG-GLORIA!

kailan kaya matatapos ang paghihirap ng masang pinoy?kailan kaya maalis ang problema ng Pilipinas?Isa lang sagot diyan pa wala nang MANG GO GLORIA………Resign NA PLZ. tablan ka naman ng hiya!

Yang si Jonathan? Parang binigyan din ng jueteng money yan kaya putak ng putak para sa amo niyang nasa Malacanang. Magsama na sila ni Ignacio Bunye …puro na lang kasinungalingan ang mga lumalabas sa bibig nila!!

Remember Bunye’s authentic tapes? Remember the X-tapes?

What you think is next?

Surely Malacanan will fignt this bad perception to the teeth… and probably would get Lito Camo to produce a nasty lyrical comedy for the opposition.

With cool melody of course.

After all Gloria has still a Billion to spend and we a Billion to lose.

i have always been a fan of Gary Granada … i knew it was just a matter of time until he comes out with a song about the current political situation …. and to those who do not know him or his music, he is hardly the “showbiz” type … far from it.

Kawawa naman si Jonathan, NAPIKON AGAD! Lyrics pa lang yan! Jonathan hintayin mong munang maging HIT yung mga songs ng anti-GMA. O kaya IKAW NA ANG UNANG BUMILI para pintasan mo agad. HAHAHA! Isama mo na rin si BenignO sa pagbili. HAHAHA!

Bilang isang miron, ang masasabi ko lang ay para ngang napipikon itong si jonathan. TInawag niyang “losers” yung mga katunggali niya. Para sa akin ang ibig sabihin nito ay itinuturing niya ang sarili niya na kasama ng mga “winners.” Pero ang tono ng post niya ay parang hindi siya nagwagi. Mabuti pa itong mga talunan at nagkakatuwaan.

wow, “galing talaga”, when i heard the news on radio yesterday afternoon i already wished to get the album immediately. then here comes pcij uploading a cut from it. thanks a lot, alecks…“nasa cellphone ko na!”

…reminds me of the albums produced by the now “infamous” rj prior to erap’s ouster…“hit na hit,” i.e., when you’re on the side of the TRUTH. if and when malacañang would answer this music genre, i am sure rj’s the man again…just like in chavit’s x-tapes…for sure it will be a FLOP this time!

“asar, talo”…that’s what some of us are posting here. however, if i may reiterate what i posted way back, i still maintain that i respect all the bloggers opinion (go ahead jonathan, say your piece…though you really sounded piqued, tsk, tsk, tsk)…except “you-know-who” (so please IGNORE that guy already!).

life goes on, really, life goes on…i, for one, am still my productive self…but we will never stop to EDUCATE people, especially the “blind” and the “deaf”, that MORAL VALUES MUST REIGN in our country. with gloria occupying the throne, i don’t think this will happen…

abetting a crime is also a crime.

“everything we need to know, we learned in kindergarten.”

from past to present:

in class…from “don’t disobey rules and regulations” to “don’t do a gloria.”
during interviews…from “don’t lie” to “don’t do a gloria.”
during exams…from “don’t cheat” to “don’t do a gloria.”

each of us…we need to EDUCATE the people…

si jonathan at benig-N0….nakita ko sa Sacramento, California na nagproprotesta laban sa ginawang pag-veto ni Gov. Schwarzenegger….winks*

tsk…

-MANINDIGAN SA KATOTOHANAN!

dapat talaga magsamasama na tayo!!!! patalsikin na si gloria. wag na nating patgalin ito sama sama tayo

ala eh, buhay na naman si AUSTRALIANONG PINOY na si BENIGN-0
kumusta na tsongee ?

kelan lalabas sa PCIJ yung mga songs ? magigging downloadable ba
ito na gaya nga mga tapes and ring tones ?

Filipinos,

It is time to move on.

No to petty politicking. No to bickering. No to personal attacks. No to adversarial debates.

Time for closure. The Congress has made its decision and so has the rest of the Philippines, save for a few noisy sore-losers mostly based in Metro Manila.

Move on!

[...] You can download an MP3 file of the Values Education song at the PCIJ site. To save on bandwidth and help others download it, don’t play the song online. Just right click on the download link and choose Save Link As or Save Target as to save the MP3 file in your hard drive. [...]

some chronology of events, in reverse:

evidences continue to rot, questions remain unanswered, doubts still left hanging…the real truth not yet attained.

are we to let this pass?

congress, with all the wheeling-and-dealings done by the administration, put a death blow to the impeachment case against GMA. as a “winning” gesture, GMA offers the olive branch of peace.

are we to trust her and accept it?

3 months ago, GMA said sorry for her impropriety (15 lapses in judgment) after the winning senators were proclaimed. mere “impropriety” to her but “manipulation of votes” to a thinking person…a simple case of not owning up to a wrongdoing.

are we to forgive her?

even before the gloriagate scandal surfaced, juetengate “familia arroyo” version was hot topic of discussion…with all the witnesses one day trying to pinpoint malacañang as an ultimate “jueteng payola” taker and suddenly becoming zombie-like in exonerating GMA on another day. (conspicuously noted is that recantations were done at the time when FG was in the country. “FG hypnosis” at work!)

are we to believe them?

…Filipinos…a resounding NO, NO, NO, NO…

wow! this “album” kinda reminds me of the “white tapes/CDs” back in Erap’s impeachment and ouster. when will the opposition stop IMMITATING what happened in the past? let’s see, the rallies, the walkouts… and now this. rrriiigghhhtt… try anything and everything and pray that something would work. hahaha!

Now you laugh at the power of prayer? It just goes to show how the defense mechanism of the worshippers of the Diabolic Doña of JuetEngcantadia works.

Another post (above) in panic mode calls us “sore losers” but what he merely achieves is irony. Probably a new oxymoron “sore ‘winners’”?

Sore losers…

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Jonathan’s right again. We ARE sore losers. What else CAN we be? We were cheated, lied to, scewed royally…man, we ARE SORE!!!

Can we (rich kids) sleep peacefully knowing that GMA is still the President? Of course we can!

But the poor are getting hungry.

Watch out!

the poor are indeed getting hungry. but does fighting futile political battles solve that? will the poor eat because people keep on bickering?

just a thought…

move on my pwet!

what says the recent surveys? filipinos wants impeachment.

so no closure yet…

pati ba naman kanta papatulan pa. hehehe hay pilipinas.

bruise tawilis, paki naman ng mga hunghang kung di kumain ang mahihirap. basta makuha lang gusto nila.

good egg,

kumanta na lang daw para hindi magutom ang mga kababayan. magkagulo at mag-awayan para maayos ang bansa… it doesn’t make sense.

ewan ko lang kung ano mangyayari sa mga awitin na ito. bakit ba noon may mga kanta ang Yano tungkol sa mga politico at trapo, mid-90’s yata. nawala ba sila dahil sa kanta ng Yano? hanggang ngayon puro trapo pa din ang nakaupo. kahit mga baguito trapo na din ang istilo.

tama ka tawilis, kaya tama na awayan..hayaan na lang natin si Gloria sa malacanang, di na naman siya puwedeng kumamdidato sa susunod…kesa naman palitan natin siya ngayon at ilagay si Kabayan, eh di magra-rally ulit ang oposisyon, sabihin nila nandaya din sa Kabayan….so between Noli and GMA, GMA na lang tayo, saka mukha namang takot maging presidente si Noli, kuntento na siyang bise..hehehe…

kung puwedeng umupo si Lacson, ok sana kaso hindi, mas malapit pa si Drilon…eh kung si Drilon na traidor, kay Lacson na lang ako, kasi pag si Lacson ang naupo, tatahimik ang bansa…mawawala na ang mga negative na lalabas sa diyaryo kasi ipapakulong niya ang magsulat ng laban sa gobyerno…mawawala na din mga jueteng lords, drug lords…