JANUARY - JUNE 2004
Special Election Issue
THE CAMPAIGN
First-World Techniques, Third-World Setting The X-Men: The Story of Activists-Turned Political Consultants With a Little Help from (U.S.) Friends Campaigns on the High-Tech Road PHOTO ESSAY
ELECTION PERSPECTIVES
The Enigma of the Popular Will VOTER'S VOICE
THE LIGHTER SIDE
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1. Where does Raul Roco buy cloth to make his flowery shirts?
Dangwa bus station
SM's table linen section
Shell Canvas
Kamuning market 2. Why is there a perpetual frown on Ping Lacson's face?
a. He hasn't heard of Botox injections.
Jose Pidal and Ed Angara can really get on your nerves.
If you had the same survey ratings, would you smile?
You don't want to know. 3. Which broadcaster/TV personality is NOT running in the elections?
Jay Sonza
Ted Failon
Noli de Castro
Loren Legarda 4. Which Eddie is not in politics?
Eddie Ramos
Eddie Gil
Eddie Mesa
Eddie Villanueva 5. Why is Jamby Madrigal holding up her forefinger in her commercial?
She just had a brilliant thought-drop out of the race.
She's testing the wind.
She's calling her chauffeur/majordomo/husband.
To signify being Number One…in what, she's not telling. 6. Who is John Osmeña's favorite textmate?
Dodong Nemenzo
Lito Osmeña
Madame Auring
None of the above (secret!) 7. Who is Loren Legarda's mysterious "man without a brain"?
Victor Corpuz
FPJ
Noli de Castro
Tony Leviste 8. What is Fernando Poe Jr.'s real name?
Edgar Allan Pe
Ronald Allan Poe
Shin Dong Pa
Mano Po 8. What is Fernando Poe Jr.'s real name?
Edgar Allan Pe
Ronald Allan Poe
Shin Dong Pa
Mano Po 9. Who are the top three in the presidential race, according to the surveys?
Tatlong Itlog
Tito, Vic, and Joey
Arroyo, Poe, Lacson
Coco, Roco, Co 10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yet another motorcade was headed its way.
To avoid getting the bird flu.
To avoid answering quizzes like this one.
Ayaw masabing manok siya ng kung sinong kandidato. PROBABLY CORRECT ANSWERS: 1. d 2. d 3. b 4. c 5. d 6. d 7. c 8.b 9. c. 10. a (although a neighborhood rooster says it's really d). Give yourself 10 points for each correct answer and -10 points for each incorrect response. Best played as a multi-way contest. Whoever cheats wins a toilet seat.
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